You just use these to win fights? - I don't use them. Definitely gonna get shot by this guy this is totally my fate nothing I could possibly do okay, now, not so much. And certain death, certain death, certain death. Certain death, certain death, certain death, uncertain death. They show you when the other guy's reloading. You're about to witness the only real use for these crystals. Wait, then what are we? We're Rick and Morty. They think the galaxy's their own personal piggy bank.
Duck! Who are those guys?! RICK: Crystal poachers. Truth is, anyone that knows how they're definitely gonna die is either boring as hell or about to get shot. Jesus Christ! I-I die a million times? Your future stems from your present, which, if you're living right, keeps changing. Death crystals show you how you're gonna die. Why are they called death crystals? D-Do they kill you? You're thinking of bullets, Morty. Geez, you're really this pissed about my mom making sure I'm okay with our adventures? What's next, Morty? What if I want you to jump off the Empire State Building? - I have to ask? - Yes? And you seriously don't see how that's a slippery slope? Just shut up and help me with these, please. It'll get us through these asteroids sooner. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Uh, Rick, maybe if we go a little. Honey, stop raising your father's cholesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie. Rick: Morty, would you please accompany me to Forbodulon Prime for death crystals? I need death crystals from Forbodulon Prime.īeth: Uh. Alright, I'm finished with my breakfast and my Amazon wish list. I've placed an auto-response chip in my brain so I can spend time with my family.īut you are spending time with your family. Shouldn't you be revealing grandmas aren't real? Morty: I'm not cyberstalking! I-I-I just wanted to know where she got this necklace from. Morty, stop being a creepy, perverted cyberstalker. What's so embarrassing, Morty? Sharing it with your family might help.īeth: Summer, stop shaming your brother.
Rick and morty i am alive free#
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